Sunday, October 20, 2013

31 Days of Horror 2013: Days 14-19


15. Nosferatu (1929)
16. The Reptile (1966)
17. The House that Dripped Blood (1971)
18. Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)
19. Kiss of the Vampire (1963)

This week we've watched mostly European horror, starting with F.W. Murnau's silent "Nosferatu."  The
absence of audible dialogue in silent horror movies gives them a kind of other worldly eeriness.  It can also give them an element of authenticity that's often missing in sound movies, making them feel like reel-to-reel footage of actual events that happened in the distant past.  As a result, although I've lost all interest in vampire movies, I'm always up for a viewing of "Nosferatu."

I had no idea what to expect from "The Reptile," another Hammer Production, but it's been one of the most entertaining movies of the month.  It's essentially a re-working of the basic vampire myth that replaces the vampire and its vulnerability to sunlight with a humanoid cobra that must be kept warm throughout the British winters.  The Reptile is the daughter of an anthropologist who intruded in the lives of the secretive snake people of Borneo.  In response, they kidnapped his daughter and then returned her several months later after having transformed her into one of them.  The anthropologist returns to England along with his cobra-daughter and a snake charmer to help control her.  Soon, residents of a British village begin dying mysteriously with two punctures wounds in their necks.  "The Reptile" enthralled me with its sheer bizarreness, but it also does a good job of creating suspense by drawing suspicion on its many oddly behaving characters and keeping viewers guessing until the end about the identity of the the reptile and the involvement other villagers might have in the murders.

An Amicus anthology, "The House that Dripped Blood" contains four stories that supposedly illustrate the evilness of an old house.  The protagonists of all four stories are residents of the house, but the connection between the horrors they experience and the house they live in are mostly unrelated, a fact that doesn't make the movie any less entertaining.  The first segment features a horror writer who keeps having visions of the the killer from his latest novel appearing throughout the house.  This one is a bit dull, but it's saved by a strong ending. The second is an oddity about two aging men who become obsessed with a figure in a wax museum that resembles a woman they both loved when they were younger.  It's hard to go wrong with wax-museum horror, an underrepresented sub genre that I wish more filmmakers would explore.  The third segment is about a man played by Christopher Lee who is terrified by his young daughter who turns out to be a witch.  Seeing Christopher Lee terrified by anything, especially a little girl, is reason enough to watch this one.  The final segment is a deliberately campy tale about a horror actor whose vampire costume turns him into a real vampire.  Jon Pertwee, better known for his role as the Third Doctor in "Doctor Who," plays the vampire, and the scene in which he flies with the assistance of very visible strings adds a nice dose of laugh-out-loud comedy to an otherwise fairly straightforward horror anthology. 

The only American movie of the week so far, "Let's Scare Jessica to Death" felt like a lame attempt to bore Brad to death.  It has a strong ending, but after I had to watch hippies sitting around a farm house playing music for an hour, even Godzilla appearing from nowhere, stomping on the house, and killing everyone inside wouldn't have saved it for me. 

Hammer Production "Kiss of the Vampire" starts strong with a drunk, hard-boiled priest interrupting a funeral by spearing the coffin with a shovel, piercing the heart of the dearly departed, and sending blood spewing out of the coffin.  It then bores with a lot of bullshit about a newlywed couple running out of gas near a chateau and going to lots of parties with the residents who turn out to be vampires.


After a double-feature of snoozers, we're going to have to inject new life into 31 days of horror by watching something more intense.

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